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Wearing a yellow ribbon isn't going to help find Maddie.

Have you thought about a yellow shovel, yellow scuba-gear or a yellow bloodhound?
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , yellow , ribbon , shovel , scuba , bloodhound , maddie  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's long, hard and hurts gypsies?

My Shovel...
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , shovel , long , hard , acne , spots  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago

What's more fun than spinning a baby around at 100mph on a rotary washing line?

Stopping it with a shovel.
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Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , spin , spinning , washing line , shovel , stop  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago

What is better than spinning a paki around on a washing line?

Stopping him with a shovel!
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged spinning , paki , shovel  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's long, hard and hurts babies?

My shovel.
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Joke by prayforplagues19, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged baby , shovel , dead  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

How do you stop a baby from laughing?

Hit it with a shovel
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Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Illness and mortality > Kids - Tagged baby , shovel , laughing  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago

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