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| There once was a farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on their first dates on the same night. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, decides to meet their suiters at the front door with a shotgun. The first date comes to the door and the father opens up and the lad says "Hi my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The father looks the guy over and sends the kids off on their date. Next lad arrives "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" The father felt this bloke was okay too so off the kids went. The final young man arrives and rings the bell and the farmer opens up. The boy started off "Hi my name's Chuck" And the farmer shot him. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Dating - Tagged farmet , shotgun , betty , eddie , chuck , date , shot , spaghetti , show , flow , joe - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| I was in Edinburgh the other day and saw a sign on the window that read: 'Watch Batteries Fitted' I thought, 'That doesn't sound like a very interesting show' | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged stand up , watch batteries , show - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| I want to go on that TV show "Cash in the Attic". There's a fortune in my attic. Well, there will be once the ransom is paid to me. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Kidnap - Tagged tv , show , cash , attic , fortune , ransom - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| I've come back early from a performance by a black drama group. They stole the show. | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged performance , drama , group , stole , show - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A mad dog ran into my garden this morning growling and foaming at the mouth! So I sprang into action straight away... I pulled up a chair, put the cat out and watched the show. | |
Joke by Spuggy, in Jokes with no home > Cat - Tagged cat , dog , garden , mad dog , show - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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