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| I get annoyed when houseguests take long hot showers -- fogs up my hidden camera lens. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > hidden cams - Tagged showers , hidden cams - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| Me and a few mates broke into a Mosque for a laugh- anyway, to cut a long story short we were still in there when some Muslims came back. We were shitting ourselves- we needed to find a hiding place where no Muslim would think of going. So we hid in the showers. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , mosque , showers - Current Score: 54 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| I always have a wank in the shower. In fact, that's what got me kicked off the football team. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged football , wanking , wank , showers - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's long, grey and runs around German showers? The gas pipe. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged gas , showers - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| I love to masturbate whilst I am in the shower. Unfortunately that wasn't a good enough reason for my gym membership not to be revoked. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged masturbation , showers , gym - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| What's black and makes your arse hurt? Prison showers. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , jail , showers , rape - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago
| Went to visit my uncle in prison today. He's been inside three times, but the other ten times he was receiving. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Prison showers - Tagged uncle , prison , showers , anal sex , gay - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
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