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| A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean £200?" |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged shy , date , sex - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her. "Can I turn the light off?" he asks. "Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy?" "No," he says, "it's burning my arse!" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged man , arse , burn , light , shy - Current Score: 83 - Added: 7 months, 14 days ago
| Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them going to the toilet. Bob says, "I think she's nice." Bob's mate: "well, nip over and give her the patter." Bob: "the patter?" Bob's mate: "aye, the patter." Bob: "I don't know any patter, I've never found it easy to talk to girls." "For crying out loud," says Bob's Mate, "it's easy - all you have to say is, 'hello' and she will say, 'hello.' Then say, 'it's a nice day, isn't it?'" Then she will say, "Yes it is" Then you say, "but not half as nice as you!" Then she will say, "Oh thank you." Then the patter will just flow." Bob's Mate says, "look there she coming back out of the toilet, go and give it a go." So, nervously, off he goes, re-running the patter in his head. He walks up and says, "Hello." She says, "Hello." He says, "It's a nice day, isn't it?" She says, "Yes it is." He says, "but not half as nice as you." She says, "Oh thank you." Few seconds of uneasy silence.............................. Then he says........................................ "Been for a shit, then?" | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Chat Line - Tagged work , office , nervous , shy , shit , girl - Current Score: 46 - Added: 9 months ago
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