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| I work for the Samaritans. I tried to call in sick this morning but the fuckers talked me out of it. | ![]() |
Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged job , samaritans , sick , bastards - Current Score: 311 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I don't agree with Vodafones advertising campaign It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community" Now correct me if I'm wrong but that's the Gypsies!! [Jimmy Carr] | ![]() |
Joke by welshmadman, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged vodafone , gypsy , dirty , mobile community , phone , pikey , cunt , scum , sick - Current Score: 161 - Added: 9 months ago
| What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's arse hole have in common? You know it's wrong, but nevertheless you will end up touching it with your tongue! | ![]() |
Joke by Sense, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged sick , woman , arse - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
Joke by Cleveland, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged sick , kids , gross - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the difference between a cancer victim and an AIDS victim ? You don't get sick after raping a cancer victim. | ![]() |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged cancer , aids , rape , sick - Current Score: 116 - Added: 4 weeks ago
Joke by cornish_breeze, in Jokes with no home > Dwarfs - Tagged pope , dwarfs , snow white , fairy story , dwarf , sick , penguin , nun , nuns - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
Joke by b3tard, in Sex and shit > Disabled - Tagged yeah , sick , cunt , 12 - Current Score: 101 - Added: 2 months ago
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedo , sick , uncle , finger - Current Score: 96 - Added: 8 months ago
| I went home from work early today and found the plumber shagging my dog. I phoned the police and they said there was nothing they could do. They said the bastard was Corgi Registered. | ![]() |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > plumber - Tagged plumber , shag , dog , bastard , sick - Current Score: 93 - Added: 7 months ago
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > bulimia - Tagged bulimia , eating disoreder , skinny , sick , eat some pies! - Current Score: 69 - Added: 8 months ago
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