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| You know you're on Sickipedia too much when you start learning the news from the jokes. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , news - Current Score: 1465 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| I just read this joke on Sickipedia by adam6177: "I just don't get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no cunt says anything about Stephen Hawking being shit at football, do they?!" Give credit where it's due, mate - he's great at dribbling. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , sickipedia - Current Score: 932 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Isn't Sickipedia fucking brilliant...! It's the only place in the world that you can happily make jokes about blind, dyslexic, autistic, quadriplegic and sexually abused five-year-old girls all day long... ...but you face moral outrage if you dare to duplicate an old joke... | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , duplicate , quadriplegic , dyslexic , autistic , abused - Current Score: 920 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| THE NEW SICKIPEDIA CONSTITUTION Article 1 You MUST be funny. If you're not funny then just fuck off. Article 2 This a a SICK jokes website. Save the lightbulb jokes for when you go to visit your nan. Reading the jokes on this site should make you fearful the Interpol are going to come to your house and confiscate your hard-drive. Remember the three R's of sick humour: racism, rape and 'rse'oles. Article 3 (i) Jokes should be fairly short - roughly the size of an Chinese guy's knob. No huge long stories please. Everyone here has A.D.D. from wanking too much (that's how you get it, you know). (ii) No big list jokes please. Your 50 Ways To Have Fun in An Elevator is my 50 Reasons To Go Round Your House And Rape Your Cat. (iii) If you know 20 good dead baby jokes, don't post them all in one go. And definitely don't post them as as individual jokes one after another so nobody else can get into the new jokes list, you selfish prick. Try posting one per day. Article 4 (i) Don't just copy and paste things from other joke sites (ii) Especially American joke sites, cause they're fucking rubbish. (iii) If you post a Chuck Norris fact as a joke, then YOU ARE A CUNT. Article 5 (i) This body acknowledges that Americans are fat, whiny, boring shitbags with the sense of humour of a five-year old that's been dropped on it's head. We hope that all the Fat Americans eat all the Skinny Americans, and then the Fat Americans die of food poisoning. (ii) That said, YOU DO NOT NEED TO KEEP POSTING THINGS ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE AMERICANS! We get it. (iii) Funny how the people who write anti-American rants (a) only started doing it when they saw how successful mickle's rant was and (b) never have any popular jokes of their own. Article 6 If you're going to do a joke about how foreigners can't speak English, then check your own spelling and grammar first. If not, we're all going to laugh at you and call you a fucking knob-end. Article 7 If you post a message as a joke and say "PLEASE VOTE THIS UP SO EVERYONE CAN READ IT", you're a bigger cunt than people who post Chuck Norris facts. Article 8 (i) Adding "Duplicate" to the end of a duplicated joke shows you are a retarded fuck-nut. (ii) Don't add things like "lol!" to the end of jokes you like, you big fucking gay. Article 9 While you were busy reading this, I was fucking your mum. Ha! Article 10 While you was busy writing this, I was luring your little sister into my car with some m & m's. | |
Joke by bleary, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , constitution - Current Score: 706 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| I see a lot of women are using this site... The dinner won't cook itself you know. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes - Current Score: 470 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| What do Sickipedia and an 80 year old man have in common? They both have trouble staying up. | |
Joke by Robby, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , old men , impotence - Current Score: 326 - Added: 10 months ago
| Sickipedia jokes are like little girls...... too many get interfered with and buried. | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sickipedia , little girls , interfere , bury - Current Score: 285 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| I love Sickipedia because its the one place I can be totally honest about my utter disgust for all blacks, the hundreds of women I've raped, and how I love nothing more than to have sex with my five-year-old daughter at the end of a rough day, and people will even vote it up because they think I'm joking! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged joking , sickipedia , rape , black , incest - Current Score: 210 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome. This must be God's way of providing me with more material. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , thalidomide , spastic , downs syndrome - Current Score: 200 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE! 2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her. 3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline. 4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts." 5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview - Current Score: 186 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
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