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| My daughter woke up being sick, and when I asked her if she'd eaten something nasty she said "No! The fairy did it!" I said "Now I know you're lying, because there's no such thing as fairies" and I washed her mouth out with soap to teach her a lesson. Well actually we didn't have soap, so I used washing up liquid again. |    |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Puking - Tagged fairy liquid , punishment , sickness , ill , lie , language , cruelty - Current Score: 74 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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