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What's 10 foot long and covers a cunt?

A Turban.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wamphyri, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , turban , shit , sikh , muslim , islam  - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What do you call a Sikh with one leg?

Balan Singh.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged sikh , legless , cripple , paki  - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

So I heard that Sikh won the court case to wear a "Kara" bangle in school.

So why is it Sikhs and Muslims demand special treatment and insist on wearing things to express their religion?

Sure they're good to go when wearing Karas or Turbans, but if I turned up at work in my Jedi costume, I'd get fucking sacked.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Denton, in Celebrity and news events > Sikh Kara Court Case - Tagged sikh , muslim , kara , jediism , courtcase , sacked  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago

A blind bear was aimlessly wandering through the forest when he happened to meet another animal - a blind skunk. The bear says, "here's an idea. I'm blind so I've never found out what animal I am, can you help me?" To which the skunk says, "Yeah sure, but only if you do the same for me, I'm blind aswell!" So the skunk starts feeling the bear, and after a minute he comes to a decision.

"Well, you're big, have lots of hair everywhere and seem quite strong. I think you're a Sikh."

Then the bear proceeds to feel the skunk.

"Well, you're weak, slimy, small and you stink of shit. You're a Muslim."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smell , sikh , bear , skunk  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Apparently its been proved that Sikhs are not as smelly as we like to make out.
Surely this is a turban myth.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged smelly , turban , myth , racist , sikh  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago

Al Qaeda have just shot down one Air India and one Pakistan airliner.

The terrorists are believed to have used Sikh heating missiles.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr. Evil, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged sikh , missile , al quaed  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Fucking Indians and their stupid religion. They make me SikhI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mallatar, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged sikh , sick , indian , curry  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago

what do you call a sikh DJ?


Mick Singh		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JaG, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged singh , sikh , dj  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Have you heard about the famous asian Karaoke artist from Bradford?

Gerupta Singh!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged asian , sikh , singh , northern monkey  - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

There's a right nutter on the loose in Bradford, he's going round wiping out all the Sikhs....

Apparently he's called the Turbanator.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged turbanator , paki , sikh  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago

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