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| In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the fucking silence. |    |
Joke by SuSu, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged sex , men , blow job , silence - Current Score: 643 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Its been a bit quiet on the site today as many were present at the funeral of MAGGOT, Sickipedia's unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of MAGGOT's 'Knock, knock' jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged silence , jokes , maggot , vicar , unfunniest , funeral - Current Score: 209 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| A Man decided to join the church and become a monk. He went to his new home and the head monk told him that in order to dedicate his life to the church he had to take a vow of silence, but he would be allowed 2 words every 7 years. The man agreed and began his new life. 7 years passed and the head monk said "You have done very well my son I shall now grant you 2 words." "Food cold" replied the monk. "Sorry" said the head monk, "I shall have to sort that out for you as soon as possible." Another 7 years pass and again he is granted 2 words. "bed hard" he said. "I'm really sorry" says the head monk, "I'll fix that for you right away." Another 7 years pass and the head monk says "You have served us well and I'm happy to grant you another 2 words" "I quit!" replied the monk. "Good" said the head monk, "You've done nothing but moan since you got here." | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > Monks - Tagged monk , silence - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden. | |
Joke by crafty, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged duct tape , silence , golden , rape - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
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