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| A man and a woman are in bed when the woman hands the man a packet of condoms. "They are Olympic condoms," she says "Olympic condoms?" he replies "Yes, they're coloured Gold, Silver, and Bronze." "I'll use the Gold," he says "No, use the Silver, you can come second for once." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged olympic , condoms , gold , silver , bronze - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's red and silver, and walks into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , fork , eyes , walls , red , silver , clumsy - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| It has been announced today that should Barack Obama win the Presidential Race, and enter the Whitehouse, he will be started off at first with "light" duties, like shining the shoes and polishing the silver. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged whitehouse , yessir massa , silver , shoes , pick dat cotton , duties - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
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