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| A huge fire has broken out on the pier at Weston-Super-Mare in Somerset. Local council officials said, "We're going to have to call it Simon Weston Pier now..." |    |
Joke by Fred West, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged weston , simon , pier - Current Score: 56 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Simon Weston has just released his first cook book. It's called "How to cook your own chops in 15 minutes". | |
Joke by metro88, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged simon , weston , chops , cook , falklands - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Mongol Simon met a pieman on the way to fair. Mongol Simon said to pieman "BLEEAAAARGH!". | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Jokes with no home > Mongol - Tagged simon , pieman , fair - Current Score: 5 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
| When I heard that Weston had caught fire I thought to myself, 'How much bad luck can one man have?' | |
Joke by guest1, in Celebrity and news events > Weston-super-Mare - Tagged weston , fire , simon - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago
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