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| I had the fright of my life this morning. I woke up in my hotel room, turned on the T.V and this televangelist came on. He said, "you may not know this, but today you have already sinned." I thought, "I've just woken up - what the hell could I have done?" I turned to my sister and she hadn't got a clue either. |    |
Joke by Bitch tits, in Jokes with no home > Sinners - Tagged incest , sister , sex , televangelist , sin , danny bhoy - Current Score: 123 - Added: 5 months ago
| If Jesus died for our sins... Then if we don't sin, surely he died for nothing... Fuck the confessional, people, get out there and rape things! | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged sin , nothing , jesus , rape - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months ago
| There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did! The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nun , holy water , piss , pissed , sin - Current Score: 21 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's the difference between sin and shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sin , shame - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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