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| "I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged single , partner , add , love , chicks - Current Score: 362 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| When madonna first came to England she said she wanted to be more English; she's now an unmarried mother with three kids and one of them's black, how much more English can one get? | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Celebrity and news events > Madonna - Tagged madonna , single - Current Score: 318 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one ready meal and one tin of soup. I leaned over and said, "You're single, aren't you?" "How can you tell?" she said, in a sarcastic tone. I said, "Because you're an ugly cunt!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > singles - Tagged single , ugly , grocery , woman , man - Current Score: 274 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , single - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Why are there alot of black single people out there? Research proves that alot of us find our partner through the workplace. | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged work , black , single - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. duplicunt | |
Joke by sequerahv.04, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged married , men , live , single - Current Score: 20 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| What is the one thing all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. | |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > Marriage - Tagged marriage , men , single , bar , poligomy - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| You were in the arrivals bar in Birmingham airport. You have long dark hair and were wearing a grey short sleeved dress. You were waiting on your friend and I was waiting to see if my luggage would ever materialise. We shared a drink and spent about a half hour in each others company. I was drinking a pint of Carling and you were drinking vodka and coke. I will never forget your eyes they were piercing in their intensity and I just regret not telling you. I went to the toilet and you kept an eye on my laptop. I have been thinking about you ever since and can't seem to shake your image from my head. I really think that we made a connection. If this is you is there any chance that I could get my laptop back? | |
Joke by Quiz_boy, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged laptop , dating , sex , single , personal , stolen - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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