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Do you know what event I'm most looking forward to at the Paralympics?

Synchronised Sinking.
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Joke by drnano, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics , swimming , sinking  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months ago

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."

"Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
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Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged ship , sinking , captain , pray , me  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 4 days ago

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