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| I slept with my girlfriend's younger sister. She found out and said, "You disgust me." I said, "We never discussed you at all." |    |
Joke by SoccerGod, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged sex , blonde , sister - Current Score: 240 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Texas: 25 million people, 12 surnames. Something's not right here. | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged texas , paedopile , incest , america , redneck , inbred , interbred , sister - Current Score: 213 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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Licking your sister's pussy is like drinking alcohol free beer. It tastes the same but it's just not right | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sister , beer - Current Score: 190 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My sister divorced her Muslim husband. He couldn't bring home the bacon. | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged sister , bacon , home , divorce - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| Neither of the two daughters of the Sheffield rapist realised the other was being abused until they got pregnant. That must suck. You're not only being shagged by your dad, but he's cheating on you too. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Sheffield Rapist - Tagged incest , sheffield , sister , chating , infidelity - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 week ago
| My wife suggested that to spice up our sex life we have a threesome. She looked at me with a sly look in her eye and said if we wanted to, she could call her best friend, or alternatively, if we felt really kinky, we could call her step-sister. Well, lets just say that it was the best night of my life for many years! I called them both, left the three of them to get on with it, and fucked off down the pub to watch the football. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged threesome , incest , football , pub , sex , wife , sister , best friend , kinky sex - Current Score: 141 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| Dear Susan, I am writing to tell you that our relationship must end, I am not the man you think I am. For a long time I have been sexually attracted to your sister.On several occasions I have had sex with her and I know you will find this unbearable. What is probably worse than sleeping with your sister is the fact that I have also been having a sexual relationship with your mother. Add this to the fact that, after a drunken night out, I had anal sex with your brother, you will now see what a terrible person I am. One final confession susan. Shortly after I started a sexual relationship with you, your father started pestering me for sex and yes I gave in to him. And so Susan you must now see why I must end our relationship. I know this is all a shock but it is better out in the open. I am so very sorry if I've hurt you,I never meant to. Your loving brother, David xxx | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged letter , relationship , man , sister , sex , mother , confession , drunk , father , brother , family - Current Score: 139 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| What upsets a Muslim more than insulting his prophet? His sister refusing him sex. | |
Joke by scallywag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , incest , bastards , sister - Current Score: 132 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago
| My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car! | |
Joke by J111STRX8, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged married , girlfriend , sister , sex - Current Score: 130 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I had the fright of my life this morning. I woke up in my hotel room, turned on the T.V and this televangelist came on. He said, "you may not know this, but today you have already sinned." I thought, "I've just woken up - what the hell could I have done?" I turned to my sister and she hadn't got a clue either. | |
Joke by Bitch tits, in Jokes with no home > Sinners - Tagged incest , sister , sex , televangelist , sin , danny bhoy - Current Score: 125 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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