Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." |    |
Joke by sainteebrian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged sisters - Current Score: 52 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| 200 quid for a Cup Final ticket 125 quid for a train ticket to London 75 quid for overnight accommodation The look on Cardiff fans faces as they trudge back to Wales for a consolation shag from their sisters, PRICELESS!!! | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged cardiff , football , cup final , sisters , incest - Current Score: 40 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Cohen, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker. "Don't bother," replies Mr. Cohen, "I've two sisters at home, who look after all my needs." "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife." "I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine." | |
Joke by squid83, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sisters , sex , bachelor , menage a trois - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny are invited to a party, so all three go and buy new dancing shoes. Monica buys size 9, Phoebe buys size 10, and Fanny buys a manly size 14. At the party Fanny sits alone watching her two sisters hoofing it up, when two guys approach them and say, "Wow, those are big feet!" Monica and Phoebe reply, "If you think these are big, wait till you see our Fanny's!" | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged sisters , party , feet , fannys - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Two Muslim sisters, Meenah and Neenah, have just arrived in London. On arrival they spot a hot-dog vendor. Meenah says to Neenah, "Look, people in this country eat dogs." "Odd!" says Neenah, "but if we shall live in England, we might as well do as the English do." Nodding, they walk towards the hot dog vendor. "Two dogs, please," says Neenah. The vendor wraps two hot dogs and hands them over the counter. Excited, the sisters hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'. Meenah is the first to open hers. She stares at it for a moment and begins to blush. Then she leans over to Neenah and whispers cautiously, "what part did you get?" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged london , hot dogs , sisters - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.19ms doing 7 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 17.82% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel