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| I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing. |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged meditation , sitting , around , lazy - Current Score: 126 - Added: 1 year ago
| I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged sitting , traffic , run , over - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| I was sitting outside a pub having a quiet drink when I was grabbed by an agoraphobic yob. He said: "Oi cunt, Inside." | |
Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > agrophobia - Tagged sitting , pub , grabbed , yob , cunt - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 6.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 6,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 6,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice... Real nice. | |
Joke by JesusOfWatford, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged joke , computer , sitting , people - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
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