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| My mate has just been sent to prison for six months, he pulled three people out of a burning building. Unfortunately it turned out they were firefighters. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged prison , six , firemen , hero , burning - Current Score: 253 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old? | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Boys - Tagged orphan , six , american idiot - Current Score: 154 - Added: 10 months, 19 days ago
| Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was black. | |
Joke by Paradox321, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged seven , black , six , afraid - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| A guy walks into a pub and says 'Give me six double whiskies'. The barman lines them up and the guy picks up each one and downs them. Then he says 'I really shouldn't do that with what I've got.' The barman says 'Why, what have you got?' The guy replies '50p'. | |
Joke by cc1957, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged 50p , guy , pub , six - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year ago
| I was out until six this morning celebrating my wife's birthday. She was fucking livid when I got home! | |
Joke by lardboy, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged six , celebrating , wife , birthday - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| I'm just recovering from an operation. I've done six months after operation paedosweep. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged operation , recovering , six , months , jail , prison - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Whats 6 inches long and disturbing? The distance between a downsyndromes eyes. | |
Joke by DownsyndromeDrugLord, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs syndrome , six , inches - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| I enjoy most of the jokes on Sickipedia, but I can't go along with all these ones about paedophilia. As the father of a six-year-old daughter, it is my absolute worst nightmare that some dirty scumbag will interfere with my little girl and I simply cannot understand why anyone would be so sick as to be sexually attracted to children of that age. Besides, I'm saving her for myself when she's ten. | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged six , daughter , paedophile - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
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