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| Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of oils and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the 'John Constable of Jail'. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games." The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled, saying, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?" He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well, according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, skiing, roller-skating......" |    |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Men - Tagged convicts , jail , cards , skiing - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why can't women go skiing? Coz there's no ski slope between the bedroom and the kitchen. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged women , skiing , bedroom , kitchen - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year ago
| If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. | |
Joke by famous amos, in Jokes with no home > Not Sick - Tagged skiing - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
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