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| The National Eczema Association are currently fundraising. They've just launched a scratch card. |    |
Joke by lovelace, in Illness and mortality > Eczema - Tagged scratch , fundraising , itchy , skin - Current Score: 122 - Added: 4 months ago
| I'm half Jewish, I've got a two skin!! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , two , skin - Current Score: 52 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| I know a paki, his name is singh, one day i threw some tomatoes at him, tomatoes are soft, and don't hurt the skin, but these fuckers did, they were still in the tin | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Limerick - Tagged paki , tomato , tin , skin - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do rhubarb and cocks have in common? Both are long, thin, covered in skin, pink in the middle and go in tarts. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged long , thi , skin , pink , tarts , cock , dick , penis , rhubarb , fruit , food , sex - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago
| The doctor says I need to get circumcised. It's no skin off my nose. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Cirumcision - Tagged circumcised , skin , nose - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| Which side of a cat has the most fur on it..... The outside. | |
Joke by Solid_Justice, in Jokes with no home > Cat - Tagged skin , cat - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
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