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| After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week, I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I'm really sorry about your wait." In a rattled state, I replied, "you're not so fucking skinny yourself, actually." |    |
Joke by mayfield4, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged chemist , fat , weight , skinny - Current Score: 139 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| I just read an article about bulimia. Poor people, it makes you sick doesn't it? | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > bulimia - Tagged bulimia , eating disoreder , skinny , sick , eat some pies! - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year ago
| How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb? 100, one to change the bulb and 99 to fight over who gets to eat the packaging | |
Joke by qweasd, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopia , ethiopians , african , skinny , anorexia - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| How come anorexia is an eating disorder? I would have said it was a 'not eating' disorder. | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged slimming , eating , illness , skinny - Current Score: 19 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| Paula Radcliffe: The only person ever to make the marathon look as hard as it is... | |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged paula radcliffe , marathon , skinny - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What weighs 3 stone, has black skin and flies? An Ethiopian... | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , poor , ethiopian , nigger , skinny - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What's the difference between an American and a Somalian? Well, they both steal oil from Arabs, they both love having wars, they both have too many blacks in their countries, and all the people in the countries are big-headed. The only difference is, an average American fits six Somalians. | |
Joke by bogies, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged america , fat , somali , skinny , anorexic , wars , too many niggers - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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