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| Mary had a little skirt It was slit right up the sides And every time she wore that skirt The boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt It was slit right up the front But she never wore that one! |    |
Joke by MikeLit, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged mary , skirt , slit - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged mini , skirt , pussy , wink , whistle , fingers , underwear , kiss - Current Score: 24 - Added: 10 months, 10 days ago
| I was outside Tesco yesterday when a woman came out with her arms full of shopping. Suddenly a big gust of wind blew her skirt up, showing she was not wearing any underwear. Dropping all the bags in an attempt to cover herself up, she looked at me and angrily said, "you're certainly no gentleman" "That's funny," I replied, "I was thinking exactly the same thing." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged gentleman , shopping , exactly , same , skirt , underwear , bags - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| This fat bird stopped in front of me. She lifted her skirt and flashed her arse at me. I was horrified, but I'm over the moon now. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fat Bird - Tagged skirt , moon , arse - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
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