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| Why do women keep telling me to 'go fuck myself'? Surely they've realised that if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be putting my hands up their skirts in the first place. |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged go , fuck , myself , women , skirts , hands - Current Score: 382 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing. | |
Joke by S011, in Sex and shit > Other - Tagged statistics , mini , skirts - Current Score: 91 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| My wife was telling her friend that obesity is in her genes. I was compelled to point out that wasn't true as she looks like a fat cunt in a skirt as well. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged fat , sweaty , smelly , cunts , genes , skirts , genes , wife - Current Score: 75 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
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