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| I've just test driven that Skoda that is made out of cake, the one from the television advert, and it drives just like any normal car, the only problems are that the brakes are a bit spongy, the jam is always on the radio and the fucking windows keep icing up. Same as a regular skoda... |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Skoda - Tagged skoda , radio , car , icing , jam , sponge , advert - Current Score: 94 - Added: 6 months ago
| A little boy is walking down the street after school when a car pulls up. The window goes down and a man from inside says "Do you want to get in the car with me?" The little boy looks at him in a confused manner, and then proceeds to walk on. Three minutes later, further down the road, the car pulls up again. The window goes down and the man speaks "Ok then, I'll give you a packet of sweets if you get in the car with me". The little boy looks at him, this time rather agitated, but continues to walk on. Again, three minutes later, the car pulls up. The window goes down and the man says "Look! I'll give you £10 and two packets of sweets if you get in the car with me." The little boy stops. He looks at the man and says "Look dad, you're the one who bought the fucking Skoda so live with it!". | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Skoda - Tagged skoda , paedophillia , guest , drives , one - Current Score: 76 - Added: 8 months ago
| One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up beside him. "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" the driver said. "No way, get stuffed" replied the boy. "How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver. "No" replied the irritated youngster. "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?" quizzed the driver, still driving slowly to keep up with the walking boy. "No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy "OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the driver offered. "NO," screamed the boy. "What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver with a long sigh. The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it." | |
Joke by aliaSligo, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged skoda , father , son - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago
| What's the difference between puting your hand in Kylie's blouse and driving a Skoda? You feel a right tit driving a Skoda! | |
Joke by vasocam, in Celebrity and news events > Kylie Minogue - Tagged minogue , kylie , skoda - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I crashed my new Skoda today - fucking disaster, there was jam and cake all over the road.... | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > TV - Tagged skoda , cake , jam - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovah's Witness? It's easy to shut the door on a Jehovah's witness. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > skoda - Tagged skoda , religion - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I'm fucking raging! Can't believe it! Some arsehole has smashed into my car with one of those new Skodas. There's fucking marzipan and sponge everywhere! | |
Joke by karlknight967, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged adverts , skoda , sponge - Current Score: -2 - Added: 5 months ago
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