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| A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose." |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged skunk , fanny , cunt , vagina , husband , wife , discharge - Current Score: 234 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| One day, the daddy rabbit says to his family, "Look over there, the grass is greener on the other side of the motorway". So daddy rabbit gets his family lined up at the side, shouts, "1, 2, 3, GO!", and they run like fuck. The only rabbit to survive is the baby rabbit. A few months later, a family of skunks have the same idea, so they line up. "1, 2, 3, GO!", shouts the daddy skunk. Same again, only the baby skunk survives, and scampers off into the lovely green grass. A few weeks later, the baby rabbit and the baby skunk bump into each other. "What are you?", asks the baby rabbit, and the skunk says the same. The skunk says, "Well you have big floppy ears, a twitchy nose and a bob tail. I know you're a rabbit". So the rabbit looks at the skunk and says, "Well you're not black and you're not white, and you fuckin stink, I know what you are, yer a fuckin' Paki." | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged rabbit , skunk , racist , pakistani - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A blind bear was aimlessly wandering through the forest when he happened to meet another animal - a blind skunk. The bear says, "here's an idea. I'm blind so I've never found out what animal I am, can you help me?" To which the skunk says, "Yeah sure, but only if you do the same for me, I'm blind aswell!" So the skunk starts feeling the bear, and after a minute he comes to a decision. "Well, you're big, have lots of hair everywhere and seem quite strong. I think you're a Sikh." Then the bear proceeds to feel the skunk. "Well, you're weak, slimy, small and you stink of shit. You're a Muslim." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smell , sikh , bear , skunk - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| theres a black duckling in a pond wondering what animal he is - ducklings are all yellow, so he can't be one... so he goes walking on his own and comes across a pig... "excuse me, can you tell me what animal i am? im completely lost and don't know what i am.." the pig looks and says "well ok, you're black.. but you have a beak, feathers, webbed feet.. you must be a duckling..." "god bless ya, what can i do to pay you back?" "nothing... just do as i did and help any other lost animals you come past..." a few years on, he sees a skunk come upto the pond... he says "excuse me, i don't have a clue what type of animal i am..." "let me see... you're half black, half white... you smell awful... aha! you're a fucking mexican" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , duckling , skunk , pig - Current Score: 3 - Added: 8 months, 12 days ago
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