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| Skimpy black dress: £60 Sparkly shoes: £80 Expensive make-up: £45 Nightclub ticket: £10 Seeing the look on her face as she wakes up in a filthy flat, covered in semen, you next to her with a massive grin on your face - priceless. There are some things money can't buy - in which case, use ROHYPNOL. |    |
Joke by laba, in Sex and shit > Drugs - Tagged slag , bitch , club , dress , shoes , woman , bird , rohypnol , rape , drugs , mastercard , priceless - Current Score: 183 - Added: 1 month ago
| Michael Owen is in a nightclub. He spots a gorgeous young lady in there, and he goes up to her, squeezes her arse and asks her if she fancies a shag. She says: "Blimey, you're a little forward, aren't you?" | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged michael owen , michael , owen , little , man , forward , football , world , cup , slag , woman , shag , horny , gash , club , alcohol - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 month ago
| 17% of 16 year olds have had more than one sexual partner... ... Now I'm not judging, but they're most probably slags. | |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Surveys - Tagged survey , slag , tw2361 - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months ago
| A woman gets into a taxi with her 8 year old kid. The driver takes them through a red light district. The kid asks his Mum, "Why are all those ladies standing shivering in the street?" Blushing, his mum replies, "They're all waiting for taxis to take them to a party." Abdul the driver chips in, "Tell the kid the truth lady: they're all drug crazed hookers who get down for a dog if the price is right." The kid asks his Mum, "Do these ladies have children?" The Mum replies, "Yes dear, they grow up to be taxi drivers." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged paki taxi , hooker , prostitute , druggie , smack head , bitch , slag , bastard , gold digger - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year ago
| I told the wife I was going to get her diamonds for Christmas. She said nothing would please her more. So I'm getting her nothing instead. | |
Joke by tony.t, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged gift , joke , cunt , all , twats , fuck all , slag , bitch , whore , everything - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a woman who sleeps with everyone but you. | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged slag , slut , whore , bitch , cunt , slapper , did i mention heather mills - Current Score: 86 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| What's the difference between a chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York? The Grand Old Duke of York only had ten thousand men. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , girl , duke , york , men , slag - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What does an Essex girl say after sex? "Thanks, lads." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged sex , essex , essex girl , essex girls , slut , slapper , slag , bitch , whore , lads - Current Score: 47 - Added: 9 months, 26 days ago
| I was talking to this Essex lass the other day about our heritage and she was saying she had a bit of German, a bit of French, a bit of Spanish and a bit of English in her. I was quite amazed.......... turned out she'd slept with the Arsenal squad. | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , arsenal , slag - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months ago
| What did the left thigh of an Essex girl say to her right thigh? Nothing, they've never met! | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , pussy , legs , met , slag , slut , cheap , chav - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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