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| Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged sleeping , laxative , advice - Current Score: 184 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| One in five of all road accidents are caused by someone falling asleep at the wheel That means four in five are caused by people who are wide awake That is why I take sleeping tablets before I start any road journey. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged accidents , cars , sleeping - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| I was lying in bed this morning watching my wife sleeping. Apparently I'm not supposed to do that since the divorce. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , sleeping , divorce - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| A bloke got his sleeping pills mixed up with his viagra ,ended up having 40 wanks. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged sleeping , pills , wank - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Sleeping with a married man is wrong. I would never do that... just ask my husband. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged dont give it up for the boys , sleeping , shagging , humping theres a word you dont hear much - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| A man and his girlfriend are lying down in bed after a fantastic session of sex and she turns to him and says, "So who's going to be having the damp side?" The man replied, "If I know what I'm like in bed, both sides are going to be damp very soon." She turns back giggling saying, "Is it because we're gonna have another session?" To which he says, "No, I still piss the bed in my sleep." | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Sex and shit > Wet Patch - Tagged wet dream , wet patch , piss the bed , urine , sex , man , woman , damp , damp side , bed , session , sleep , sleeping - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Top Tip for all you married guys who work late. Simply text your wife the following, "Hi Darling. How about some role play tonight? When I come home you could pretend to be asleep, and when I try to shag you, you could act really cross!" It works for me. | |
Joke by bobplant, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged sleeping , wives , cross - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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