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| Man United have announced they are dedicating their Champions league victory to the man who immortalised the Busby Babes. The pilot. |    |
Joke by roandy, in Celebrity and news events > Man Utd - Tagged champions league , munich , man utd , runway , slip , crash - Current Score: 79 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to bed. Both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man calls over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman rolls out. As she returns to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "clumsy bitch" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged woman , huaband , wife , slip - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man walks into a service station bathroom and on his way in he slips on a piece of turd lying on the floor. He quickly gets back up, brushes himself down and makes his way to the urinals and whilst urinating he heard a scream and a thud and saw a man walking in looking annoyed and he said "I just slipped on that piece of turd in the hallway" The man at the urinal says "Oh I just did that" Then the other man smacks him and shouts "You dirty bastard" | |
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged poo , toilet , service station , slip , dirty bastard , turd , defecation , englishwhiteboy - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| Whenever my girlfriends take me back to their place, they always slip into something comfortable. A coma. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged place , slip , coma , comfortable - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
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