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I live near a remedial school.
There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".
That can't be good for their self-esteem...

[Jimmy Carr]
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs syndrome , spastic , slow , retard  - Current Score: 123 - Added: 9 months ago

The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day.

So I said "Gooo....Anddd...Makee...Meee...A...Cuuppp....Offff....Teaaaa"
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Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged disabled , wife , special , talk , tea , slow  - Current Score: 117 - Added: 2 months ago

A snail walks into a bar, the barman says 'We don't serve snails here'

The snail says 'Come on mate I just want a pint'

So the barman says 'I told you we don't serve snails here fuck off!' And he kicks the snail out of the bar and onto the other side of the road.

A year later the snail walks back into the bar and says,

'What was that for?'
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Joke by lfever, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged snail , bar , slow  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 11 months ago

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