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A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a description of the assailants?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happened so fast."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged snail , slug , robbery , mugged  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago

What did the slug say to the snail?

Big issue, sir?
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Joke by seeyounexttuesday, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged slug , snail , big issue  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago

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