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| They say that it does no harm whatsoever to give your children a little smack if they deserve it. I'm not sure that Amy Winehouse's Dad would strictly agree with that! |    |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged smack , punishment , drugs - Current Score: 117 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| I used to be totally against kids getting smacked, but I changed my mind last night. I gave my kids a few grams each before bed, and they went straight off to sleep. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged smack , kids , drugs - Current Score: 93 - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago
| After the trial the coroner concluded that Henri Paul, Princess Diana's driver, had been under the influence of drugs. He'd used speed and then smack. | |
Joke by pervertedtwat, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged princess diana , drugs , crash , speed , smack - Current Score: 70 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to extend your arm and smack the cunt! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged pleasure , life , annoy , muscles , smack , punch , advice - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged drugs , route , scenic , smack , lsd - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| Yankee Doodle wen to town, Driving in a Rover, saw a paki in the road and ran the bastard over! | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged yankee , doodle , paki , smack - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
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