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| Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport. They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane. |    |
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms , terrorists , terrorist , small , arms , arrest , arrested , plane , planes , act , couple - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Did you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in the world which blokes argue over who's got the smallest? | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Mobile phone - Tagged mobile phone , small , world - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months ago
| I used to get teased at school for being small, because I was born prematurely. My dad told me they were wrong, I just survived the abortion. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged abortion , teased , premature , small - Current Score: 85 - Added: 8 months ago
| I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. But it's the two from my mum that really hurt.... | |
Joke by geordie_boy, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged emails , small , girlfriend , hurt , mum , jimmy carr - Current Score: 75 - Added: 11 months ago
| Little pricks go in little condoms. Big pricks go in big condoms. So what do you put fat pricks into? A NEWCASTLE UNITED SHIRT | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged luton , town , pricks , big , small , condoms - Current Score: 54 - Added: 8 months ago
| What do you call an Asian with a big cock? Azif. | |
Joke by Philthy, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged asian , cock , small - Current Score: 51 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| I'm nearly an inch-and-a-half better hung than my best mate! It doesn't really seem to bother her, though. | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cock , small - Current Score: 48 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| What sparkles like a diamond, and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring? Gary Glitter. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , gary , glitter , school , school girl , ring , girl , small , diamond - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I remember the first time i got undressed in front of my new girlfriend: she pointed, laughed and said who the hell do you think that little thing is going to satisfy. I said, "ME." | |
Joke by brisboy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , small , dick , self - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| What's small and confuses paedophiles? Midgets. | |
Joke by Charmed, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midgets , paedophiles , small - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months ago
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