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| They decided to take the blue smarties out of the tube as they were causing harm to the public? It would have been a smarter idea to remove the browns from the tube ... as this would have prevented the london bombings. |    |
Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london bombings , london , blue , smarties , bomb , racist , tube - Current Score: 203 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| What's the difference between Smarties and sleeping pills? Maddy wasn't allowed to have a whole pack of Smarties! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , smarties , sweets , pills - Current Score: 190 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one year were laid end to end... They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house in Thailand | |
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedo , smarties - Current Score: 143 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago
| What's difference between Smarties and Muslim extremists? Smarties don't explode in the tube. | |
Joke by Coast Of Yemen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smarties , terrorism , explode , blow up , tube , train , extremists - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| "Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?" "Nan, just eat the fucking Smarties." | |
Joke by csw2342, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged nan , pill , smarties , alzeimers , old age , old people , sweets , mental illness , grandmother - Current Score: 105 - Added: 2 days ago
| So I heard that Snickers advert with Mr T in has been pulled, after it was "offensive to gay people". But I'm sorry, how sensitive must you be to be offended by that ad? If companies are pandering to such complaints then, as a heterosexual man, I would like all adverts that portray me as a bumbling oaf who can't cook, drinks alcopops and reads lads' mags banned. And don't even get me started on the Smarties advert - "Shunned by an entire community because of the colour of your shell" It's an absolute disgrace! | |
Joke by Denton, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged smarties , racist , snickers , mr t , blue shell , gay - Current Score: 76 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago
| How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Six. One to stir the mixture, five to peel the smarties. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , blondes , cookies , smarties - Current Score: 17 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
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