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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.

He said, "what: you either love me or hate me?"

I said, "no: you're black and you smell."
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Joke by haynes, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , smelly , marmite  - Current Score: 499 - Added: 2 days ago

What's Karen Matthews favourite contraceptive?

Her Face.
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Joke by Hughesy, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , lynch , her , smelly , cunt  - Current Score: 125 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

My wife was telling her friend that obesity is in her genes. I was compelled to point out that wasn't true as she looks like a fat cunt in a skirt as well.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged fat , sweaty , smelly , cunts , genes , skirts , genes , wife  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 22 hours ago

Unloved?

Feeling picked on?

People always having a go at you?

Useless & smelly?

Time to look in the mirror and ask yourself "Am I a Muslim?"
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Joke by Gobshite, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , smelly  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year ago

Why do muslim women wear the veil?

To make sure the rain doesn't clean them!
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Joke by steview, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims , smelly , arabs , repulsive  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago

What is long, black and smelly?

The Birmingham dole line.
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Joke by kopantz, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , dole , smelly , birmingham  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 11 months ago

NEWSFLASH: Reports say the stench from the thousands of bodies from the Pakistan Earthquake is unbearable.

Police say its likely to get worse now there are dead ones
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Pakistan earthquake - Tagged pakistan , paki , pakistani , smelly , dead  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago

Apparently its been proved that Sikhs are not as smelly as we like to make out.
Surely this is a turban myth.
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Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged smelly , turban , myth , racist , sikh  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 day ago

I'm all for ethnic cleansing, if you ask me most ethnics could do with a bloody good wash.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by savagebutchery, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , smelly , polish , duplicate  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

after the arrest of shannon's father press quizzed the police

"when did you begin to suspect something was up?"

"when we saw the wife!'
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged shannon , mathews , matthews , peado , peadophile , wife , ugly , butters , poor , smelly , tesco workers  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 5 months ago

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