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| The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?" I said, "No, you're black and you smell." |    |
Joke by haynes, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , smelly , marmite - Current Score: 1672 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| What's Karen Matthews favourite contraceptive? Her Face. | |
Joke by Hughesy, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , lynch , her , smelly , cunt - Current Score: 128 - Added: 7 months, 17 days ago
| My wife was telling her friend that obesity is in her genes. I was compelled to point out that wasn't true as she looks like a fat cunt in a skirt as well. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged fat , sweaty , smelly , cunts , genes , skirts , genes , wife - Current Score: 75 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| People say that niggers smell funny. Well, I've only slept with one, so I'm no expert, but she smelt just the same as any white woman I've ever fucked. A mixture of chloroform and cum. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , smelly , sex - Current Score: 62 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| What is the difference between a 69 and a Paki wedding? With a 69 you only have to kiss one smelly cunt. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged racist , racism , paki , pakistan , pakistani , 69 , kiss , kissed , kisses , smell , smelly , cunt , cunts - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptised and didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church, but only the caretaker was there. One said, “we need to be baptised because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptise us?” “Sure,” said the caretaker. He took them into the toilets and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time, then said, “right, all done, now out you go and play.” When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, “what religion do you think we are?” The oldest one said, “we're not Christians, because they usually pour water three times on your forehead, and we're not Jehovah’s Witnesses because they put all of you in. ” The littlest one said, “didn't you smell that water?” “Yes." they replied, “what do you think it means?” He replied, “I think it means we're …...... Muslims.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged christians , jehovahs witnesses , caretaker , chuch , toilet , smelly , muslim , cunts - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 week ago
| What is long, black and smelly? The Birmingham dole line. | |
Joke by kopantz, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dole , smelly , birmingham - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Unloved? Feeling picked on? People always having a go at you? Useless & smelly? Time to look in the mirror and ask yourself "Am I a Muslim?" | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smelly - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| My wife has a Brazilian bikini line. A tangled sweaty rainforest. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged pubes , brazilian , waxing , sexy , sweaty , fat , smelly , whore , shave , please , thanks to staffer - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 days ago
| Why do muslim women wear the veil? To make sure the rain doesn't clean them! | |
Joke by steview, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , smelly , arabs , repulsive - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
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