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| When I first took her out, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When we first made love, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to marry me, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her if she enjoyed our first wedding anniversary celebrations, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. That's when it finally dawned on me that she was mentally handicapped. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged handicapped , marriage , sex , retard , giggle , smile - Current Score: 186 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you are worried no one sees your pain. Sometimes when you are happy no one sees your smile. But you try having a wank on a bus - see how much fucking attention you get. P.S. Can some one please pick me up from the police station in a few hours? | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tears , pain , smile , wank , police - Current Score: 165 - Added: 2 months ago
| What sits in the corner with a smile getting bigger and bigger? A baby eating razor blades. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , razor , blade , razor blades , smile , blood - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
| The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged little johnny , teacher , love , school , smile , husband , child , rubber - Current Score: 31 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why do brides smile so much? Because they know they don't have to give any more blow jobs. | |
Joke by Retard, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , blow job , smile , bride - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| Remember, Its not Rape if shes smiling :) | |
Joke by Rab, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , smile - Current Score: 15 - Added: 10 months ago
| What's six inches long, has a head on it, and will always make a woman smile? A ten pound note. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged smile , tenner - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger | |
Joke by bezfrez, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , smile , nigger - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| it takes 17 muscles to smile but it only takes 1 finger to show the world how you feel | |
Joke by -mazda3-, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged smile , muscle , finger - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
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