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| What should you do if your little girl starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged lube , little , girl , smoking - Current Score: 114 - Added: 11 months ago
| My wife once asked me how I could sleep knowing I was killing myself by smoking. "It's easy," I said, "I know I'm killing you through passive smoking." | |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , passive smoking , death , wife - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 month ago
| Smoking isnt that bad for you - there's nothing wrong with my lung. | |
Joke by GangRape, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged smoking , lung - Current Score: 89 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ Grandma's fingering herself again! | |
Joke by v1nny69, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged granny , fingering , smoking - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 week ago
| Social Services have been round to take my son off me. Apparently I misunderstood; A child needs lots of TLC, not THC. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cannabis , tlc , thc , pot , weed , smoking , drugs , drug , children , child , tender loving care , tetrahydrocannabinol - Current Score: 72 - Added: 2 months ago
| Two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain. One of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cigarette so it doesn't get wet. "Ooh, what's that, Betty?" the other asks. "It's called a condom, they sell them at the chemist's dear," she answers. So the other goes to the chemist's and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth, the young oik behind the counter smirks and asks, "so what would you like, a ribbed one, a French tickler, flavoured?" "Oh, I don't mind, dear, as long as it fits a Camel." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged granny , smoking , camel - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Use more lube | |
Joke by k3ybo, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , kids , smoking , daughter - Current Score: 55 - Added: 7 months ago
| The police have so far charged the suicide bomber who leaped from the burning jeep on fire at Glasgow's terminal one with possesion of a pair of fire arms and smoking in a public place. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged suicide bombers , suicide , boms , fire , smoking , smoking ban - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray | |
Joke by anthony192, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged smoking , children , abuse - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months ago
| Smoking seriously harms you and others around you. Smoking for a laugh is fine. | |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , cancer , warning , health , cigarettes , packet , moob - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 month ago
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