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| A survey has shown that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , causes , statistics - Current Score: 401 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| What should you do if your little girl starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged lube , little , girl , smoking , paedophilia - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| After reading that 'smoking caused cancer in laboratory rats and mice', I have decided to leave my cigarettes on a high shelf, where the rats and mice can't get them. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , rats , mice , cigarettes , shelf - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| The Government today have started printing pictures of dead people and smokers' lungs on packets of cigarettes to deter people. I'm not a smoker, but I think I will start just so I can collect the set. | |
Joke by DeadManInc, in Celebrity and news events > Cigarettes Packets - Tagged smoking , government , sick - Current Score: 112 - Added: 2 months ago
| My wife once asked me how I could sleep knowing I was killing myself by smoking. "It's easy," I said, "I know I'm killing you through passive smoking." | |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , passive smoking , death , wife - Current Score: 111 - Added: 5 months ago
| Having given up smoking two weeks ago, I decided to take the advice from a health magazine which suggested starting a hobby, so I started doing pottery lessons. And the first thing they taught me to make?... An ashtray. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged magazine , hobby , smoking , pottery - Current Score: 93 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| Smoking isnt that bad for you - there's nothing wrong with my lung. | |
Joke by GangRape, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged smoking , lung - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago
| Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick your cigarette out the window, and you drive for a couple more miles, and you smell something funny, and you look over into the back seat, and sure enough............ Grandma's fingering herself again! | |
Joke by v1nny69, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged granny , fingering , smoking - Current Score: 86 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| Two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain. One of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cigarette so it doesn't get wet. "Ooh, what's that, Betty?" the other asks. "It's called a condom, they sell them at the chemist's dear," she answers. So the other goes to the chemist's and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth, the young oik behind the counter smirks and asks, "so what would you like, a ribbed one, a French tickler, flavoured?" "Oh, I don't mind, dear, as long as it fits a Camel." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged granny , smoking , camel - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Social Services have been round to take my son off me. Apparently I misunderstood; A child needs lots of TLC, not THC. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged cannabis , tlc , thc , pot , weed , smoking , drugs , drug , children , child , tender loving care , tetrahydrocannabinol - Current Score: 76 - Added: 5 months, 3 days ago
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