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| A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a description of the assailants?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happened so fast." |    |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged snail , slug , robbery , mugged - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
| What did the slug say to the snail? Big issue, sir? | |
Joke by seeyounexttuesday, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged slug , snail , big issue - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| A snail walks into a bar, the barman says 'We don't serve snails here' The snail says 'Come on mate I just want a pint' So the barman says 'I told you we don't serve snails here fuck off!' And he kicks the snail out of the bar and onto the other side of the road. A year later the snail walks back into the bar and says, 'What was that for?' | |
Joke by lfever, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged snail , bar , slow - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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