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| Two police women are out on the beat with a police dog on a cold winters night, one says "I'm fucking freezing, I've only gone and left my knickers in the locker room back at the station", the other says "Well, Rover the sniffer dog is very well trained, let him have a whiff of your minge, and then he will go back to the station and retrieve your knickers for you", so the dog has a sniff, and off he goes, 10 minutes later the dog comes back...........with the chief superintendent's fucking glove! |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , rover , dog , knickers , glove , locker , minge , sniffer , chief - Current Score: 40 - Added: 10 months, 21 days ago
| I just heard that they're talking about making sniffer dogs wear rubber-soled boots when they go into a property owned by Muslims so as not to cause offence. Well, this is the culture that wipes their arse with their bare hands and considers dogs unclean. And besides, if sniffer dogs are going in there anyway, what's to say that what you've hidden isn't unholy or unclean? Bastards, the lot of them. | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , paki , dog , sniffer , unclean bastards , arse , bastards - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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