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| We were that poor when I was a kid, my parents used to get my school clothes from the Army surplus shop. Nothing wrong with that you might say. But do you realise how badly bullied you get going school dressed as a Japanese sniper. |    |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged japanese , sniper , school , bullied , army , clothes - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| John Lennon, John F Kennedy and Martin Luther King went out for a beer. Who got the first round in? The sniper behind the grassy knoll. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged sniper , lennon , jfk , king , beer - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month ago
| British Soldier is down to his last two rounds when he is presented with two clear targets, a taliban and Gordon Brown. Who does he shoot first? The taliban of course, but why? Answer: He is a professional....Business before Pleasure! | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged sniper , brownarse , shoot , taliban - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I was scoping out this fit lass last night... Took two shots but I finally took her head off. | |
Joke by Jonny_Gash, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged scoping , sniper , gun , bird - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month ago
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