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| A lorry carrying snooker equipment crashed on the M6 earlier today. Apparently the cues went back for miles... Police said the driver was under a rest... |    |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Crap Jokes - Tagged snooker , police , crash - Current Score: 121 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Sex is just like a game of snooker. If you want to sink the pink but the red is in the way, you've got to go for the brown. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , snooker , in the brown - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| A local snooker player died last week. His funeral was yesterday. Buried in front of him are a Pakistani, an African and a Jap. His wife moaned, "it's totally unfair, he's completely snookered behind the black, brown and yellow!!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged snooker , jap , african , pakistani , graveyard , funeral - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| I just can't understand women. On Valentine's night, I booked a table at eight for me and the wife, and she was miserable as sin all night. Mind you, she didn't pot a red 'til about nine. | |
Joke by magicsim, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged valentines day , snooker , wife , pissed off - Current Score: 67 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| I was kicking the shit out of a Paki at my local snooker hall when this guy came up to me and said "Oi, give it a rest." I thought to myself what a brilliant idea. | |
Joke by el.hannen, in Jokes with no home > Snooker - Tagged rest , snooker , paki , beating up - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 week ago
| Things are really bad at home,the girlfirend's sick of me,football,cricket & fishing.Anyway I booked a table for two last night at 8pm.By 9pm things were 10 times fucking worse,she hadn't even potted a fucking red. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged snooker , women - Current Score: 12 - Added: 9 months, 25 days ago
| Never have sex after 10 pints. The reason? Well, just imagine playing pool with a piece of rope. | |
Joke by laba, in Sex and shit > Drunken - Tagged sex , beer , alcohol , pints , rope , pool , snooker - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
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