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A couple are snogging away when suddenly the woman breaks off and says "Ooh, I think you just passed me your chewing gum."

The bloke replies "Ah, sorry, I've got bronchial asthma."
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Joke by Monty Propps, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged kiss , asthma , snog , sex , sick , phlegm , snot , couple , gross  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What is the difference between snot and spinach?

You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kids , spinach , bogies , snot  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago

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