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| What should you do if you're walking in the snow and come across an unconscious, naked girl who looks like shes been raped? Check your bearings; you're going in circles. |    |
Joke by CJJ, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , snow , circle , unconscious , 4chan , compass , bearing , another opportunity - Current Score: 940 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Hmmm, snow. The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day. | |
Joke by owd humper, in Celebrity and news events > Snow - Tagged penis , size , snow , penis size , snow joke for the hamburglar - Current Score: 907 - Added: 5 months ago
| Snow is like black people. As long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool. | |
Joke by isaacjcksn, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged car , black , nigger , driveway , snow , cool - Current Score: 403 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| It's Francesca Anobile's friend here again. I just think it's sick all the jokes being made about my friend: have you not thought of her parents and how they're feeling? How would you like to drive your car around in this weather without a roof? | |
Joke by kieran55555, in Celebrity and news events > Francesca Anobile - Tagged sheffield , snow , sledge , francesca anobile - Current Score: 370 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| I got stuck in the snow on the way home the other night and had to sleep in the car. It was no fun, let me tell you - I was hungry, lonely and fucking freezing. I barely slept a wink. In the morning the snow had melted a bit and I was able to continue on my way. Having had such a shit night, I decided to go round to my girlfriend's house. When I got there I parked outside, looked up and saw her at her bedroom window. She looked so happy to see me. Suddenly I was overcome with emotion because I was so pleased to see her too. We've been together for three years so far and had some wonderful times. I know it may sound soppy and over-the-top but, at that moment in time, there was no-one else on Earth that I wanted to be with. She was the one. I got out of the car and made my way towards her front door. The front lawn was a blanket of untouched snow and, with my girlfriend still watching me, an idea crossed my mind. Giddy with emotion, I stepped onto the lawn, got down on one knee and began to carve a message in the snow, letter by letter... HANNAH, WILL YOU MA... I looked up and could see her starting to breathe heavily, trying to smile as her eyes welled up with tears... ...KE ME A CUP OF TEA AND A SANDWICH? That was 4 days ago, and the bitch still isn't speaking to me. | |
Joke by onejokewonder, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , marriage , snow , cup of tea - Current Score: 311 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| Fucking snowdrifts everywhere, I actually got buried today. Found six of my jokes though. | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Jokes with no home > Snowman - Tagged buried , snow - Current Score: 309 - Added: 5 months ago
| I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas Not cause I like snow or anything, I'm just a racist. | |
Joke by sbyres, in Religion and racism > Racism - Tagged christmas , racist , snow - Current Score: 292 - Added: 8 months ago
| Britain hasn't been this white since the 70s! | |
Joke by webby-05, in Religion and racism > British - Tagged racist , white , britain , snow - Current Score: 270 - Added: 5 months ago
| I sent in some photos after BBC news asked viewers to send in snaps of how they spent their snow day with the kids during the extreme weather... Hang on, someone's at the door.... | |
Joke by goonerphil, in Celebrity and news events > Snow - Tagged bbc , news , snow - Current Score: 265 - Added: 5 months ago
| Sorry Natasha, but Francesca still holds the title of most ridiculous snow based death this year... | |
Joke by stalker, in Celebrity and news events > Natasha Richardson - Tagged snow , francesca anobile , natasha richardson - Current Score: 260 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
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