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My gran always gets me socks for my birthday and Christmas.

She says, "You can never have too many socks, my love".

You can if you're Heather Mills.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , gran , birthday , christmas , socks  - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago

These fucking pants!

For fucks sake these cunting socks!

Agh! sodding, shitting trousers!

Oh this bloody slag of a fucking shirt!

I've always been a cross dresser.
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged fucking , pants , cunting , socks , shoes , sodding , bloody , trousers , shirt , cross , dresser  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago

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