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| Elton John goes to a tattooist and says "I want a Rolls Royce tattooed on my cock". "You'd be better off with a Land Rover" replies the tattooist, "it won't get stuck in the shit". |    |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton john , sodomy , anal , gay , tattoo - Current Score: 130 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What really separates the men from the boys? The Sodomy Laws. | |
Joke by insomnivore, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged sodomy - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| Political correctness in England has gone too far I went to visit a Muslim prostitute in Blackburn yesterday and she stated that I must respect her religious rights. So I made sure she was facing Mecca when I sodomised her. | |
Joke by ferret83, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged religion , racism , anti muslim , anal , sodomy - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| I won an award recently which was "In recognition of so much hard work to support our local Boy Scouts troop". Not sure I deserve it really. I did bugger all. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged little , boys , sodomy , bugger all - Current Score: 4 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
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