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| What is soft and warm when you go to bed but hard and stiff when you get up? Vomit |    |
Joke by thefunmachine, in Jokes with no home > Innuendo - Tagged vomit , boner , sick , sleep , bed , hard , soft - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year ago
| Little Jenny the chav stands on a chair watching her mom do the washing up. "Mommy," little Jenny asks, "are your hands soft and gentle and smooth because you have them in soapy water?" Her mother smiles and says, "no, sweetheart, it's because I'm thirteen." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged soft , hands , washing - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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