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| What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier? Don't know? Welcome to the United States Air Force, son! |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged british , iraqi , soldier , united , states , air , force - Current Score: 486 - Added: 10 months ago
| A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a hairy pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either." someone bought nuts magazine last week!! | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged iraq , nun , soldier - Current Score: 272 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "oh, thank you very much, sir!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged army , soldier , war , camoflage , world wars - Current Score: 174 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| A young British soldier lost his head during a fire fight and ran for cover some distance from the action. He had not only lost his prized beret but had also lost his webbing and weapon. He was crouched down behind a wall when he felt a hand grip his shoulder and heard a calming American voice behind him say, "What the fuck do you think you're doing here, soldier? Think of your regiment...get back there and do what your paid to do." The young soldier got himself back under control and said, "Sorry, mate, you're right." The voice behind him bellowed, "MATE? I am an American Officer!" The young soldier replied, "Sorry, Sir, I didn't realise I'd run back that far." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged british , soldier , war , yanks - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Soldiers - Tagged soldier , battle , whore , house - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
| In light of ten French Soldiers being killed in Afghanistan, the French Army has ordered its troops to wear their bulletproof vests back to front. This will ensure no more of its troops are killed as a result of running away or retreating. | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged french army , soldier , afghanistan , mickle , cheese eating surrender monkeys - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| An Army sergeant-major really drilled his squad, told them they were the 'toughest fighting unit in the British Army.' He made them shout it out. One frosty morning he made strip off and line up on the parade ground, stark bollock naked. He walked up the lines inspecting them and jabbed one guy in the belly with his stick. He doubled up and the S/M asked him, 'Did that hurt son?' 'No sir' was the reply. 'Why not?' 'Toughest fighting unit in the British Army Sir!' 'Good lad. carry on.' He saw one guy shivering, made him hold out his hand and THWACK, hit it with his cane. 'That hurt son?' 'No sir!' 'Why not?' 'Toughest fighting unit British army sir!' 'Good boy, carry on' Then he looked down the line and saw a huge cock sticking out, walked up and really brought the cane down hard. 'Did that hurt son?' he said to the squaddie. 'No sir' 'Why not?' 'Belongs to the bloke behind me sir!' | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Soldiers - Tagged army , soldier , dick , penis - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper, frown and say: "That's not it." This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier examined. A military psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and wrote out his discharge from the army and handed it to the soldier, who picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged general , soldier , psychologist , army - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| I saw on the news that a British soldier had been killed in Afghanistan , who was described as a "female military intelligence officer." Female Military Intelligence? Wow, fuck me, a double oxymoron! | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged female , women , army , oxymoron , double oxymoron , military intelligence , afghanistan , dead , soldier - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
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