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| What do a you call a Somali pirate? A niggarrh. |    |
Joke by sapper, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged pirate , somali - Current Score: 336 - Added: 1 week ago
| The football at the Olympics had to be stopped today when it turned into Chaos. One of the Somali players was shown a red card and the supporters all rushed onto the pitch as they thought he was getting a passport. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somali , football , passport - Current Score: 136 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Polish." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!" The person says, "I am not English, I am from Croatia." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?" She says, "No, I am from Iraq!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?" The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says .... "Probably at work." | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > somali - Tagged somali , english , coratia , poland , iran - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!". The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong". the new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not British". He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British citizen?". She says, "No, I am from Romania!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?" The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says "Probably at work". | |
Joke by sponge, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged swindon , somali , paki , immigrant , work - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An asylum seeker version of Big Brother has been launched. After just three weeks, of the original 12 housemates, 4 have been raped, 3 have been mugged, 1 has fucked his sister, 2 are permanently drunk and 2 others have sucked all of the glue out of the wall paper. There are now 65 people in the house and they can't evict any of the fuckers. | |
Joke by ben9414, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged black , somali - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| Those Somali pirates are on to a good thing. Even if no cunt pays the ransom, Hollywood have offered them £20 million for the film rights. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , somali , hollywood - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do you call a Somalian with a sheet of tin over his head? A homeowner. What do you call a Somalian with two sheets of tin over his head? An estate agent | |
Joke by ben9414, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somali , useless fucking idle disease spreading pricks - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| What's the difference between an American and a Somalian? Well, they both steal oil from Arabs, they both love having wars, they both have too many blacks in their countries, and all the people in the countries are big-headed. The only difference is, an average American fits six Somalians. | |
Joke by bogies, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged america , fat , somali , skinny , anorexic , wars , too many niggers - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 week ago
| what do you call a 4 stone somalian? a greedy bastard | |
Joke by ciarankav, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged fat , somali - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What do Saudi Arabian oil companies and the music industry have in common? They've both been fucked by pirates. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged somali , pirates - Current Score: 3 - Added: 6 days ago
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