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| Dear Alesha Dixon, The reason that the man doesn't wash, clean or brush up is that they're women's jobs. Now kindly fuck off. |    |
Joke by bobmonkhouse, in Jokes with no home > Celebrity - Tagged song , alesha dixon , cleaning , sexism , women , black - Current Score: 168 - Added: 3 days ago
| Sheila's Wheels (Mans Version) Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking careless You should never ever let a woman drive. When a girl is sitting at the wheel You're gonna hear the crunch of steel, There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. Beware the Peugeot 206 They're only ever bought by chicks. And their usual destination Is the central reservation If there's any hope that you'll survive. Never let a woman drive If you ever let a bird reverse You're gonna end up in a hearse, You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. ___________________________ Or to hear it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yXSx5ltW-0 | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged woman , sexist , song , amateur transplants - Current Score: 151 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| To Sickipedia from a Happy Hammers Fan..! (..to the tune of Sing a Song of Sixpence) Sing a song of Chelsea And how they lost the cup They took the game to penalties Then John Terry fucked it up The team all looked like Avram The players were so glum But me I havn't laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum | |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram - Current Score: 95 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| Stevie Wonder has announced that he's ready to release the follow up to his monster hit "I just called to say I love you". It's called, "Shit, sorry, what number did I dial?" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged stevie wonder , blind , song - Current Score: 14 - Added: 9 hours ago
| What's with all the anti-police jokes on here? Every Breath You Take is a brilliant song. | |
Joke by jonnysmith16, in Celebrity and news events > Police - Tagged police , song - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months ago
| Lisa Stansfield is rereleasing one of her classic songs for Maddie McCann as a request by her parents: Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby. | |
Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , lisa stansfield , song , maddie - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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