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| "Isn't she lovely? Isn't she beautiful?" Sorry Stevie, you're not really in a position to make that judgement. |    |
Joke by Oppdawg, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged stevie wonder , blind , black , nigger , piano , beautiful , song , lovely , sing - Current Score: 248 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| Dear Alesha Dixon, The reason that the man doesn't wash, clean or brush up is that they're women's jobs. Now kindly fuck off. | |
Joke by bobmonkhouse, in Jokes with no home > Celebrity - Tagged women , black , cleaning , sexism , song , alesha dixon - Current Score: 212 - Added: 8 months ago
| Sheila's Wheels (Mans Version) Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking careless You should never ever let a woman drive. When a girl is sitting at the wheel You're gonna hear the crunch of steel, There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. Beware the Peugeot 206 They're only ever bought by chicks. And their usual destination Is the central reservation If there's any hope that you'll survive. Never let a woman drive If you ever let a bird reverse You're gonna end up in a hearse, You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl, If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive. ___________________________ Or to hear it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yXSx5ltW-0 | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged woman , sexist , song , amateur transplants - Current Score: 159 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My wife said she wanted more variety in our sex life. Now I tell a few jokes, fuck her then sing a song. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged fuck , song , jokes , sing , sex life , variety - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| Jay-Z has just had his bicycle puncture repaired. I hear his next single is going to be called, '98 Problems'. | |
Joke by muzzlefanny, in Celebrity and news events > Jayz - Tagged problem , bicycle , song , jay z - Current Score: 113 - Added: 4 months ago
| To Sickipedia from a Happy Hammers Fan..! (..to the tune of Sing a Song of Sixpence) Sing a song of Chelsea And how they lost the cup They took the game to penalties Then John Terry fucked it up The team all looked like Avram The players were so glum But me I havn't laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum | |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged man utd , football , chelsea , song , rhyme , avram grant , frank lampard , john terry , champions league cup - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Lisa Stansfield is rereleasing one of her classic songs for Maddie McCann as a request by her parents: Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby. | |
Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged madeleine mccann , lisa stansfield , song , maddie - Current Score: 96 - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago
| I think we can now assume that the girl is Paul McCartney's. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged death , michael jackson , paul mccartney , song , the girl is mine - Current Score: 93 - Added: 5 days ago
| I wonder if they will play that song 'Through the Wire' by Kanye West at Francesca Anobile's funeral. Maybe covered by Sister Sledge. | |
Joke by jezebell, in Celebrity and news events > Francesca Anobile - Tagged song , wire , kanye west , francesca anobile - Current Score: 86 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy... Oh, wait. I'm American. I did. And several innocent bystanders. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged song , guns , massacre , americans , shoot em all let god sort em out - Current Score: 59 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
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